FAV of the month
The New and Oldie
Expendables 2 / Naked Gun
Review / Review
SoSo of the month
The Bourne Legacy
Review
HATE of the month
Total Recall
Review
TV SHOW of the month
The Wire
Seasons 1-2...
MONTH IN REVIEW
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
The Change Up
The Change Up: SUCKS
O my...this film sucks!
It is not a good movie...Nope not even funny bad. Just wow this sucks, this sucks a lot.
Seriously did anyone read the script? It's clearly not funny, so why make it?
This film is nowhere near somewhat funny....
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Simplistic TV: The Wire, Season Three
The Wire, Season Three - Stride
*Spoilers Ahead*
I believe that the third season is very interesting in any television series. Usually it works this way; if the first season is exceptional and gains a sizable audience the second will have much...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Total Recall (2012)
Total Recall: Yuck
Well to sum things up the only reason to watch this is
Kate Beckinsale
...Only reason.
O man she is my weakness...O yeah and the other side.
...
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Simplistic TV: The Wire, Season Two
The Wire, Season Two - Setup
*Spoilers Ahead*
This is a disclaimer that I should have written in the review of "The Wire," Season One, but I'll write it here to preface my Season Two review. I did not watch "The Wire" on a season to season basis, essentially...
The Bourne Legacy
LACKING
All my cards on the table. I love the Bourne Trilogy. I absolutely love it. It pretty much redefined the spy genre and possibly the action drama genre into what we see now. Daniel Craig's realistic Bond is a DIRECT RESULT of...
Friday, August 24, 2012
Simplistic TV: The Wire, Season One
The Wire, Season One - Trendsetting
*Spoilers Ahead*
Back in 2002, HBO was really in a groove. They had already introduced people to what really goes on in prison (OZ), a funeral home (Six Feet Under) and a New Jersey mob family (The Sopranos). ...
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Expendables 2
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Monday, August 20, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Rescue Dawn...And Inexplicably Behind Enemy Lines
HARROWING
Hey, remember that horrid dreck of a film Behind Enemy Lines
starring a more annoying than funny Owen Wilson and a completely phoning it in at this point Gene
Hackman? Yeah? Well, Rescue Dawn is exactly like that. Wait….no…no,...
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered – Surreal
In the magical land of Canada there is a man who sucks cows'
nipples, torments complete strangers, and treats his friends like winners. That man is Tom Green. Back in the late 90s, MTV took a liking to
this strange...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult: Solid
Is the third and final film in a comedy classic trilogy...
"Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of...
Monday, August 13, 2012
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear: Hilarious
Is the second film in a comedy classic trilogy...
"Well, send him plane fare and a new pair of pants."
The Last Time we saw Frank Drebin?
his best friend and partner,...
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: Hysterical
Is the first film in a comedy classic trilogy...
Like The Godfather Trilogy, Back to the Future and The Man with No Name Trilogy, The Naked Gun Trilogy
stands with that group as one of the greatest trilogies of...
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Simplistic TV: White Collar
CUTE
In 2002, Steven Spielberg directed the film Catch Me If You Can starring Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio. It centered around the true story of a brilliant con artist gallivanting around the country and the relentless FBI agent tasked with capturing...
Friday, August 10, 2012
Source Code
EXISTENTIAL
Director Duncan Jones(Son Of David Bowie By The Way...Yes That David Bowie) originally impressed me with his 2009 film Moon starring Sam Rockwell. On the surface Moon looked like a typical indie sci-fi picture. However, Moon, to...
Terms of Endearment
Terms of Endearment: Classic
I enjoy this film a lot. One reasons is they don't make these kind of films anymore. So it's a rare gem. Acting is top notch, Jack Nicholson is great and the directing of James L. Brooks works fantastic.
A great film...
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Killer Klowns From Outer Space - Memories
I remember as a kid waking up early one morning before anyone in the house and taking advantage of the one TV that we had with HBO. I turn the TV and one movie was just ending and the credits were just...
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Brave
UNWORTHY
Now, Pixar has never made a bad movie. (Ahem.) Like I said, Pixar has rarely made a bad movie. (AHEM!) Damn you written inner monologue! Fine! Pixar more times than not makes good movies. Monster's Inc, A Bugs Life, Finding...
American Splendor
SPLENDID
Even with the recent commercial successes of this and this, people still look down on comic books, their readers, and especially their movies. To malign the worth of comic books is extremely short sided. Comic books...
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Exit Through the Gift Shop - Balls
I remember as a kid I would always see this tag all around my neighborhood "Kaos." I never really understood what it meant growing up and I would never know, it was just some graffiti on the wall, literally. ...
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