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Man, the
action movies of this vintage were really reaching with this gimmicky subject
matter. All the straight forward stories about alien hunters in the jungle and
war vets returning to NAM to “take pictures” had all run dry and Hollywood
writers must have been looking to cartoons for inspiration. All aboard! Out
destination today is 1992...AGAIN! If I’m not careful the year 1992 is going to
get stuck in the internal memory of the time machine and I’ll never be able to
escape the early ‘90s.
The year
is 1992. Peter and David Paul, aka “The Barbarian Brothers“, are identical
twins who spent most of the ‘80s body building in Southern California before
making the jump into acting. They had a gig driving a “D.C. Cab“, they hung out
with “The Flamingo Kid” and even starred in a film that seems to have been
titled after then, “The Barbarians”. As the ‘90s began things were really
looking promising for the Barbarian Brothers and they even landed a role in the
film we‘ll be visiting today, “Double Trouble“.
THE
SKINNY
This
films begins with Peter, Peter Paul, making a phone call to the police
from a plush high-rise apartment in the dead of night. Who is he calling? The
police. Why is he calling them? The apartment has been robbed…by him. I’ll
admit this isn’t the smartest thing I’ve seen a criminal do, but much like the
“Wet Bandits”, this is his calling card.
Moments
later he is apprehended on the roof by detective…umm… David, David Paul, Peter‘s
twin brother. He isn’t so much apprehended as he is shot by David. The two
start bickering about how Peter can’t stay out of trouble and how David takes
life too seriously. David gets frustrated and shoots Peter in the arm. Peter
stumbles, falls off the roof and makes his escape.
This
doesn’t matter much because a day or two later Peter is up to his old cat
burglary tricks when he heists a collection of valuable diamonds. Again, Peter
calls the police but this time he asks them to send David. Peter tries to get
even with his bro for shooting him by setting a booby-trap but instead gets
caught in it himself.
After
spending the night in the jail house, Peter cuts a deal with O’Brien, the chief
of police, played by James Doohan of Star Trek fame. Apparently Peter overheard
some juicy information the last time he was in prison, some of which helped him
find the diamonds he tried to steal. The rest involved Philip Chamberlin, Roddy
McDowall, a diamond exporter who the police suspect is using his exporting
connections as a way to traffic drug money. O’Brien decides to team Peter up
with David and let them work together to dig up dirt on Chamberlin.
As the
brothers investigate they learn that Chamberlin has paid off all the right
people, including city council who approved the plan to build a subway
underneath the nearby diamond exchange. He then made friends with Kent, the man
in charge of the subways construction. The plan is to use the unfinished subway
to blow a hole in the wall of the diamond exchange’s underground vault. It’s
just an old fashioned robbery. I guess the police shouldn’t have been so
concerned with Chamberlin’s drug money trafficking.
Once the
brothers are hip to Chamberlin’s plot they rush to the diamond exchange, but
it’s already too late. The diamonds have been stolen and Chamberlin and his
goons are headed to the airport to skip town. The twins follow.
Once
Chamberlin and the rest arrive he shares a celebratory toast with his criminal
cohorts. The funny thing about criminals thou, they are greedy and can’t be
trusted. Chamberlin poisoned the champagne so he could wouldn‘t have to share
the booty.
Chamberlin
grabs the diamonds and heads to his private plane but surprise, the brothers
beat him to the punch in a way that only Barbarian Brothers or a Mentos
commercial could. The plane is upside down.
Now the
typical cat and mouse chase ensues before David corners Chamberlin and blows
him away. The blast from David’s shotgun throws Chamberlin’s body through a
plate glass window in a display of true detective work that would make Dirty
Hairy proud.
With
another case closed, David stops to wonder where his brother is. And that’s
when he notices, the diamonds are gone. As the credits roll David chases Peter
into the early morning sunrise. The End.
THE
VERDICT
“Double
Trouble” plays better as a comedy than a straight action movie. Hmm, am I
experiencing déjà vu? Didn’t I just say that about “Twin Dragons“? The sheer absurdity of these two walking
behemoth twin brothers pitted against each other in typical odd couple fashion
doesn’t do much to help the poor acting and less than amazing plot that was
later stolen for “ Die Hard with a Vengeance“.
But I
have to admit, it’s pretty entertaining all things considered. The Barbarian
Brothers share good comedic timing and some of the humor isn’t half bad. The
jokes are low hanging fruit in most cases but it was enough to get a few
genuine laughs out of me.
I also
enjoyed all the familiar faces. James Doohan and Roddy McDowall are great. Even
David Carradine was kind enough to make an appearance as an old prison friend
of Peter’s. Here is someone I bet you forgot existed, Bill Mumy. He plays one of
Chamberlin’s enforcers, but you might remember him as the little boy from the
“Lost in Space” television show or the episode of “The Twilight Zone”, “It‘s a
Good Life”.
So, in
the end I can’t say “Double Trouble” isn't all that bad, even though I expected it
to be. In fact I had more fun watching this than I did watching both “Twin Dragons” and “Double Impact“. Go figure. I guess you shouldn’t judge a
book by it’s cover even if it’s cover is a muscle-bound pair of twins who
probably shouldn’t have been actors.
Now I bet
you‘re wondering what happened to the Barbarian Brothers right?.. Right?! Well
they went on to star in a few other films, their last being “Twin Sitters” from
1994 in which they play baby sitters who get caught up in all sorts of
hilarious hijinks. Oh but that’s not all! They also recorded the “Twin Sitters”
soundtrack and on four of those songs they rap. LOL Why? WHY, DID EVERYONE RAP
BACK THEN?! I guess there weren’t many good ideas in the early ‘90s. I blame
everyone’s struggle to kick their cocaine habit -- a remnant of the ‘80s.
I’m Cory Carr and this concludes our ride on
the “Action Movie Time Machine”. Until next time, Semper Fi!
For more
from Cory, check out his website slaughterfilm.com, where
he and his good friend Forest Taylor record weekly podcasts, reviewing the
films that are legendary, even in Hell!
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