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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane – Unbelievable I have a love/hate relationship with Renny Harlin.  Sure he made “The Long Kiss Goodnight” “Nightmare on Elm Street 4” and “Cliffhanger” but he also made “Cutthroat Island” and “Deep Blue Sea,” so I wouldn’t...

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Another Earth

ORIGINAL This review will be shorter than some of my others.  Not because Another Earth is not a good film.  It and Inception are probably the two most ORIGINAL films I've seen in a decade.  Its because Another Earth is a film that is reliant...

Friday, July 27, 2012

Skin Deep

Skin Deep: Cockfighting This film is simply about a womanizing writer with a drinking problem. His life is falling apart, he has writers block and is still in love with his ex-wife. He's trying to fix his problems but keeps seeing woman who he must have.Overall...

Spawn

Spawn: Shit Well it's about a mercenary who gets killed. He goes to Hell and is turned into a soldier for the Devil's army. Thats it... The Story is fine, but its the late 90's (1997). So sadly like most films from the 90's unlike T-2 (1991), Jurassic Park...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Simplistic TV: Suits

UNDERVALUED There hasn't been a lot of great lawyer shows in a while.(I hear Damages is ok but I'm still in the process of watching it.) Probably not since David E. Kelly's show Boston Legal. I don't count any of the Law & Orders because they focus solely...

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Simplistic TV: Sherlock

BRILLIANT I am a big fan of Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes films.  That may be because I think RDJ is my favorite actor working today.  However, the best version of the famous detective is definitely the BBC series Sherlock.  It...

The Scout

The Scout: CurveballIt's a Baseball film. If your're a Baseball fan or comedy fan, I'm sure you will enjoy this film. There is a nice turn around where you find out a "dark" past which switches nicely from baseball to real life. Also a handful of cameos including...

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises (Matt's Take)

The Dark Knight Rises - Scope Growing up, I could give a damn about DC Comics.  I couldn't relate to Superman, Wonder Woman was a chick, and I didn't have any jewelery, so screw the Green Lantern.  Hell, I'll say it, I didn't even care about Batman. ...

Monday, July 23, 2012

Simplistic TV: The Newsroom

HEAVY-HANDED Now let me make something clear. I love Aaron Sorkin. I love A Few Good Men. I love The American President. I love Charlie Wilson's War. I love The Social Network. I love Moneyball. I love Sports Night. I ABSOLUTELY love The West Wing....

Something Wild

Something Wild: Sunday By Sunday I mean if you're free on a Sunday and it rains and you're stuck inside, then this film isn't too bad to sit and watch. Jeff Daniels gets kidnapped by Melanie Griffith and they go on a adventure. Melanie robs a liquor store,...

The Dark Knight Rises (JP's Take)

The Dark Knight Rises: Marvelous ---Caution Spoilers ahead--- 2012 has been such a damn good year for films...and we have more to go...I'm looking at you Skyfall! But- The Dark Knight Rises is a fantastic film. and my favorite this year...(Here is a small write...

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Quantum Of Solace

MISUNDERSTOOD Now I think Dark Knight Rises is a good film.  But the real highlight for me when I saw it was the IMAX Special Skyfall trailer that played right before it.  Now I love James Bond films.  I especially love 'Daniel Craig as James...

The Dark Knight Rises (DJ's Take)

GRAND You're either a Beatles man or an Elvis man.  You're either a Marvel man or a DC man.  Full disclosure, I am a Marvel man.  That doesn't mean I hate DC.  It means I was raised on Spider-Man and The Punisher and The Fantastic Four. ...

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Long I consider Kevin Smith somewhat of a personal hero of mine.  Not only is he not afraid to take chances (Red State) but this guy dropped everything he had into his first movie and he was successful and got the chance to...

Justified

CHARACTER Elmore Leonard has made a career out of creating great characters.  So much so, they tend to pop back up again in other stories and films from time to time.  This cross film character appearance thing Marvel is doing with their superheroes...it...

The Amazing Spider-Man

DESPERATE  DESPERATE to keep the property at Sony to thusly prevent a possible Spidey sighting in Avengers 2, which would thusly lead to Marvel Studios earning an estimated BAGILLION dollars. (I Rounded Up) DESPERATE to win over the hipster/Twilight audience...

Get the Gringo

Get the Gringo: Entertaining Mel Gibson kinda lost it the last few years, in film and well...real life. But this film clearly shows he truly hasn't lost it, well mostly in film anyways. Gibson's acting is a gift to viewers, because when you...

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Good The Bad And The Ugly

MYTHICAL There are some people that don't see the appeal of Westerns...(cough! cough!)...mostly women...(cough!) There are some that think them to be boring art pieces where nothing ever happens....(cough! cough!)...women mostly...(cough!)...studies show it...(cough!...

Die Hard

 QUINTESSENTIAL That budget wasting/cgi wasting/oxygen wasting Michael Bay has proven to us that anyone can do an action film. However, not just anyone can do it well. There is one action film that ALL other action films are judged to when it comes...

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