The Simplistic Reviews 50th Podcast Extravaganza!

FOR (MOSTLY) IMMATURE AUDIENCES Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence.  Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast. ...

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Inside Out (2015)

WEEPY Inside Out - Weepy So this past week Justin, DJ, and I put our top five Pixar films up over on Letterboxd. Most of our picks overlapped as we all seem to have the same sensibilities when it comes to Pixar Films. "Car" is trash, "Brave" is overrated,...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Hercules in New York

RIDICULOUS The year is 1969. While the Woodstock music festival rocks the world Apollo 11 lands on the surface of the Moon. The Beatles perform together live for the last time, 250,000 people march on Washington D.C. to protest the Vietnam War and...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Kung Fury

WILDLY BAD-ASS The year is 2015. Funny man and “Late Show” television host David Letterman calls it quits after thirty-three years, “Jaws 19” premieres and breaks every previous box office record, gold medal Olympian Bruce Jenner undergoes a sex...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 49): June 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza! You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner.  They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all...

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