Avengers: Age Of Ultron (DJ's SPOILER FREE Take)

CELEBRATORY Now, I'm not a psychic or anything.  I'm not from the future or possess some mutant power over probability or telepathy or the space time continuum.  However, I know...without a shadow of a doubt...that The Avengers: Age of Ultron is...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 46): Late April 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES You might be asking yourself, "What?! Another Simplistic Reviews Podcast?  You mean these guys are actually getting off of their ass and putting out content for the public to consume?"  Yes, it might sound crazy, but.....uh....yeah....another podcast....from us.....Simplistic Reviews. As we get closer and closer...

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Simply TV: Marvel's Daredevil Episode Three: Rabbit in a Snowstorm (Matt's Take)

Daredevil: Rabbit in a Snowstorm - Breather After two exciting episodes, how can Marvel's Daredevil keeping upping the ante; easy, have a third episode silly. While the first two episodes seemed to concentrate on stand alone arcs and character development,...

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SR Podcast (Ep. 45): Slaughter High - Movie Commentary: April 2015

Movie Commentary Time! Slaughter High 1986 - 90 mins - Slasher/Horror Today we watch and make fun of the 90 min B-Slasher film, Slaughter High. We know what you are saying, "It's finally here!" Since the Podcast gang has been talking about Slaughter High numerous...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Commando

QUINTESSENTIAL I've covered quite a few obscure and strange action films here with the “Action Movie Time Machine”, but I feel that I've neglected the legendary Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sure I reviewed Jingle All the Way for Christmas, but the name “Arnold”...

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Simply TV: Marvel's Daredevil Episode 2: Cut Man (Matt's Take)

Daredevil: Cut Man - Heart HEART As we continue season one of "Daredevil" on Netflix, I'll say this; after one episode of the show I was nearly floored by how serious the content was being taken, while still show signs of heart throughout the pilot. We legitimately...

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Simplistic Talk: Things to take away from the newest Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser #2

Sorry "Batman V Superman" you lose again. Sure, it's over a year until your film is released, but there is only so much dick teasing people can take before they are going to forget about you and move on to the next best thing; and that "next best thing" is obvious;...

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SR Podcast (Ep. 44): Police Academy - Movie Commentary: April 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Today is movie commentary day! Today we watch the one and only Police Academy. There isn't another movie in the likes of Police Academy. I mean how many movies include a human soundboard, extreme racism, a man in a horses ass...

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Simply TV: Daredevil - Season 1 (Of Many Hopefully)

FEARLESS Due to my work on producing the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, I've been limited to only doing written reviews for films or shows that I truly have something to say.  Whether that be for good or for bad.  I'm sure Ultron and friends will...

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