SR Podcast (Ep. 42): Nobody's Perfect - Movie Commentary: March 2015

Thursday Movie Night! Tonight's Movie Commentary is a little unknown film called Nobody's Perfect 1990 - PG13 - 90mins - Comedy Starring the famous Lowe brother, Chad Lowe. Nobody's Perfect is about Stephen (possibly looking for a way to cross dress)...

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Big Time in Hollywood, FL - Series Premiere

Big Time in Hollywood, FL : Brilliant  (Series Premiere) Tonight Big Time in Hollywood, FL Premieres (March 25 at 10:30/9:30c) on Comedy Central and it's simply Brilliant.  Why is it Brilliant? Because it had me laughing...

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Late-to-the-party Matt: Who are these chicks?

Anyone worth their film-going, or trailer viewing, salt has seen and dissected the "Avengers 2: Age of Ultron" trailer over and over again. The main points of interest have revolved around who is who, mainly the person in the cave and the woman seen while Thor...

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Simplistic Reviews Presents: Unboxing the Box of Dread! March 2015

It's time for another unboxing video. In the vein of what Justin did a few months back with Rotten Rentals, this time around Matt breaks into a subscription box from "Box of Dread." Enjoy! ...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Double Team

Well it's March, and with it comes March Madness. To honor the basketball gods, we will be loading up the “Action Movie Time Machine” with the dial set to the decedent year of 1997 to visit Dennis Rodman, before he became the American...

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Rant Corner (Ep.4) - Drunk Edition - "Arrow S3 and Hiatuses" or: Shut up Laurel Lance! Shut that Piehole or I'll shut it for you!

It's Sunday Funday! and I'm Pissed! Let me first say, I Love Arrow! But this has been the weakest season yet. It's been bloated and the story doesn't feel as tight like past seasons. It's true it is getting better but there is a lot that I have to get off my...

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Rant Corner (Ep.3) - "Siracha 2go" or: Why do people think they need more then just keys on their keychain!

This Rant is more of a public service. I received an email that boggled me mind to the point I began to rant. Why on earth would someone need this on their keychain? People get your priorities straight! ...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 41) March 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The Ides of March Approaches...and so does the March 2015 edition the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  On this episode the boys chastise the person responsible for allowing a 72 year old Harrison Ford into an airplane.  Justin discovers...

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Clown

Clown - Myths Say what you want about Eli Roth, but just when you think he's disappeared into obscurity, he always finds a way back into a cinephile's consciousnesses. Sure, he's not the best filmmaker, and not even the best horror filmmaker, but for some reason...

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Rant Corner (Ep.2) - "Animal Instincts" or: You know that day when you have to take the keys away from the grandparents, we're looking at you DC.

Dear DC, What the hell is going on? P.S. I know its for kids but they could of tried more. Plus the last few films have been the worst they ever put out, so DC should really get their shit togeth...

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Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

PROGRESSING Wyrmwood - Progressing Let's admit it finally; the zombie genre needs to die....again....and again....and again. The days where zombies were a novelty are over, and part of that I blame on "The Walking Dead." And no, I'm not saying the show is...

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