(Ep. 81): Year End Wrap Up Mini Show - December 2016

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Don't believe me? Fine. Let me ask you, name one thing that was good about 2016? Still...

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(Ep. 80): Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 - Movie Commentary: December 2016

Merry Christmas! From Simplistic Reviews Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 1987 ‧ R‧ Drama/Slasher ‧ 1h 28min Trailer    The sequel picks up on Christmas Eve some years after the first movie, with Ricky Caldwell, the 18-year-old brother of...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 79

A little snipped from Podcast Ep. 79 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Topic "Suicide Squad False Start" AKA This movie isn't worth our time Podcast 79  Suicide Squad - Extended Cut 2 hours, 14 minutes Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut. What...

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Matt's Take)

Rogue One - Tough TOUGH 2015 brought about the resurgence of a franchise literally dragging itself out of the fiery pits of Mustafar. "The Force Awakens" was a worldwide phenomenon; it bridged the gap between successful animated fare like "The Clone Wars"...

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(Ep. 79): Suicide Squad - Extended Cut - Movie Commentary: December 2016

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut 2 hours, 14 minutes Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut. What to say about a...

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3 Simplistic Things: November 2016

We are approaching the New Year at a feverish pitch, and while November might not have gone the way that a lot of people wanted it to go, at least you can say 2017 can't get any worse....or can it? Netflix on the Go....go It's difficult to think of a time...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 78 (Part 2 of 2)

Part 2 of 2 from Podcast Ep. 78 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Topic "Grandpa Poop" Podcast 78 On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 78 (Part 1 of 2)

Part 1 of 2 from Podcast Ep. 78 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Topic "EPIC!" Podcast 78 On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh and...

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(Ep. 78): SR Podcast - November 2016

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh and we also genuflect to our new Presidential overlord Donald J. Drumpf...all that...

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Op-Ed: The 2016 Election, and a new era for politics by Matt

*I am in no way a political scientist or anyone of importance. Shit, I'm just a working class stiff who also happens to host a podcast with two friends. Take that into consideration when the trolling starts.* Fret not people, the dream isn't over...it is...

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3 Simplistic Things: October 2016

Halloween has come and gone, and so we enter the final two months of the year, including a big election the likes of which many of us have never seen before (yes, Obama was a big deal). But now we have to deal with the decision of electing a e-mail-deleting "nasty...

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The People Under the Stairs

The People Under the Stairs: Unique R  1991 ‧ Mystery/Thriller ‧ 1h 42m  Trailer When young Fool (Brandon Adams) breaks into the home of his family's greedy and uncaring landlords, he discovers a disturbing scenario where incestuous...

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Night of the Slasher

Night of the Slasher - Homage HOMAGE A list of things to enjoy in 11 minutes: -A bowl of soup -Reading a great article in a magazine -Taking a good crap -Watching a YouTube video (hopefully one of ours) -Having a good wank -Enjoying the pleasures of another I...

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Ouija: Origin of Evil

   Ouija 2 - Origin of Evil: Enjoyable 2016 ‧ Thriller/Horror ‧ 1h 39m Trailer    In 1967 Los Angeles, widowed mother Alice Zander (Elizabeth Reaser) unwittingly invites authentic evil into her home by adding a new stunt...

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Millennial Horror - 2002 Halloween: Resurrection

Halloween: Resurrection - Sad SAD Suffice to say, the "Halloween" franchise has had it's ups-and-downs. While the 1978 classic is universally revered and beloved for it's villain and perfection of the "slasher" genre in horror, from "Halloween 2" onward,...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 77

A clip cut from Podcast Ep. 77 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Podcast 77 On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 76

A clip cut from Podcast Ep. 76 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Podcast 76 Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped into the workings of a children's doll. (Cue Disney themed music)Whats that?! Another...

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(Ep. 77): SR Podcast - October 2016

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're...

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(Ep.76): Child's Play 2 - Movie Commentary: Oct 2016

Child's Play 2  Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m   Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with...

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Announcement! ---UPDATE--- We're BACK ONLINE!

UPDATE Podcasts are back online. Find them at... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/simplistic-reviews-podcast/id586104022?mt=2 Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Itsiwcwi3b3pqqqbecfj63zz7bu?t=Simplistic_Reviews_Podcasting Tunein:  http://tunein.com/radio/Simplistic-Reviews-Podcast-p673741/ Sticher:  http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/simplistic-reviews...

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Trailer Hot Take: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer #2

Full disclosure: Up to this point, I had really only seen the teaser trailers. I'm trying to go into this newest, or older, Star Wars experience with as little information as possible. Of course, many of us know the fate of the people we are going to meet in "Rogue...

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3 Simplistic Things: September 2016

A little late getting around to this post, but here goes nothing... We had a "Debate" If that's what you want to call it...let's face it, we're fu*ked either way.... Fear of a Black Man-let The early returns are in, and while Netflix's Luke Cage is...

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