Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

BONKERS Welcome back for another ride on the “Action Movie Time Machine”. This time we will be visiting another Andy Sidaris film. If you are easily offended by bodacious breasts and explosions, oh boy, this movie isn’t for you. And with that said,...

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Map to the Stars

HOLLYWEIRD Map to the Stars - Hollyweird Quick story about David Cronenberg; My earliest memory of his work is actually not even a film he directed, it's a film that he appeared in. As a kid I remember watching "Nightbreed" and being scared out of my mind....

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The New Simplistic Reviews App

Get the New App Here They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a motion picture is only worth one. Simplistic Reviews gives you a minimum one word review from avid film buffs Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart and DJ Valentine. If one isn't...

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The Simplistic Reviews Oscar Prediction Podcast (Ep. 40) 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Hooray for Hollywood? Naw, it's time to skewer Hollywood and rip them and new one, of course while picking the winner's of this year's Academy Awards. The boys go over all the essential categories from Best Score all the way...

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SR Podcast (Ep. 39): Miami Connection - Movie Commentary: February 2015

Friday Night Movie Night! Tagline: Survival the ultimate test... The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon...

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The House of the Devil

FUN The House of the Devil - Fun Like I mentioned in my review of "The Guest," I love the 1980s, especially 80s horror, but one genre always kind of eluded me; the devil-worshiping/possession genre. I simply don't find those types of films very scary or unnerving....

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Malibu Express

FLAT - but not flat chested February has a lot going on. There is Valentines Day, Black History Month, Women In Horror Month, American Hearth Month, as well as about two-dozen other days devoted to nonsense like eating ice cream for breakfast. Also...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 38) Mid-February 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this mid-February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys attempt to break the record for most obscenities and deplorable subject matter brought up while still staying under the guise of a film and television...

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Simply Indie: Awaken

MUDDLED Awaken - Muddled I love it when we receive screeners to review, it's a lot of fun. It shows that people trust us enough to make a fair assessment of their film. However, here is the sticking point. There is a fine line when you are reviewing a film...

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