The Theory of Everything

METHOD The Theory of Everything - Method Following the SAGs, and the win by Eddie Redmayne (now that's a SAG and a Golden Globe for Redmayne) I finally decided, "Screw it, I need to find out what all the fuss is all about." This brings me to "The Theory of...

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GCRN Nomination Celebration

Most people would celebrate an award nomination with a nice, shared glass of champagne.  Simplistic Reviews celebrates by singing their ass off and challenging anyone to best them.  Thanks to The Geekcast Radio Network and the fans for the nomination! VOTE...

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Taboo Films: A Serbian Film

SERBIAN A Serbian Film - Serbian Since we are in a bit of a swoon when it comes to new films to start 2015, I felt it only appropriate to start a new series of films covering some of the more notorious and taboo films to be released. I tried to do something...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Cobra

EXTREME Welcome back to another “Action Movie Time Machine”. As we continue our trek into the realm of action films that have a flair for the more macabre, “Horror Movie Killers”, we will be looking closely at Sylvester Stallone and a Danish model who...

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Open Windows

CLOSED Open Windows - Closed It's strange how a trailer can make you want to see a film, but upon seeing said film, you really have to question your judgement. This is exactly how I felt about "Open Windows." There is an interesting premise, smart camerawork,...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 36) January 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY It's a brand new year and a brand new episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  This month the boys are not just joined by a Vern...they are joined by The Vern from The As You Watch Podcast and The...

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Unboxing/Review: Rotten Rentals > VHS Packs & Horror Collectibles

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Ready to try something a little different? Here we go! We start our journey with an unknown package from my Simplistic Reviews Brother Matthew... ...

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Simplistic TV: Agent Carter Premiere Episode

SPIRIT Maybe it's because I'm an unapologetic Marvel "fanboy".  Maybe it's because strong female heroines like Ellen Ripley, Beatrix Kiddo, and Sarah Connor have always been more interesting to me than their stereotypical square-jawed Dudley Do-Right male...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Hero and the Terror

MISFIRE An odd thing happened recently as I was milling through my movie database. I noticed a strange similarity. During the '80s, there were a handful of action flicks that didn't just have a villain bent on revenge or world domination. These villains...

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Foxcatcher

RELUCTANT Foxcatcher - Reluctant  As 2014 trickled away, the push for all the potentially Oscar nominated fare slowly arrives in my neck of the woods, or courtesy of the Internet. Until the day arrives that I begin to receive screeners to watch at my...

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