The Raid 2: Berandal

PERSONAL The Raid 2: Berandal - Personal The one thing that made martial arts films from the 1970's to the 90's was the practical nature in which they were filmed. You didn't need wire work, CG, or too many bells and whistles in order to make it awesome. Legends...

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Simply Animated: Son of Batman

LACKING Son of Batman - Lacking When it comes to Batman animated films, there have been three ages, if you will. The first one started with "Mask of the Phantasm" in 1993, the second age includes classics like "Batman: Under the Red Hood" and "Justice League:...

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Simply TV: Fargo on FX

TONE Fargo - Tone Some movies should just be left alone...for the most part. I'm not a huge fan of taking films and trying to shrink them down to the small screen. It's like trying to find sense in a Pauly Shore movie (thanks Clueless). See examples like,...

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

CLUTTERED Okay look...The Avengers broke the internet man.  And what I mean by that is, their film changed the way comic book movies will be done forever...or at least the foreseeable future.  That is why The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is, at best, a CLUTTERED mess....

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Dom Hemingway

Dom Hemingway - Customary It occurs to me that if you want to be taken super serious as a British actor there are two things that you can do; 1) Play Doctor Who or Sherlock Holmes, or 2) Play some sort of British gangster with psychopathic tendencies who likes...

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Simplistic Sneak Peek Ep. 3

This episode of Simplistic Sneak Peek gives us a kaiju's ejaculate, a Favreau/Vergara/Johansson threesome, and a double-sided dildo street fight.  All that and more in this oddly sexual look at the upcoming films Godzilla, Chef, and Neighbors.  You can watch all three trailers below commentary free then click the video above to hear...

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

STAKES Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the first post-Avengers Marvel movie to give me and most other Marvel fans the one thing we've wanted.  The one thing Iron Man 3 squandered away for a punchline.  The one thing Thor: The Dark World got...

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Simplistic Sneak Peek Ep. 2

On the second episode of Simplistic Sneak Peek, the boys discuss Scarjo's strange drug habit in Lucy, Mila Kunis' cleaning habits in Jupiter Ascending, and Tom Hardy's speech habits in The Drop.  You can watch the trailers comment free below then come back and listen to what Matthew, DJ, and Justin had to say about them in the video above....

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Sizzling Bacon

HYPNOTIZING Sizzling Bacon - Hypnotizing There are many days where I think to myself, "I have 20 minutes of excess time; what should I do with myself?"  Well, today was my lucky day.  Deciding to log into Netflix for a moment I noticed on the homepage...."Sizzling...

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