one word reviews of Movies and TV

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Simply Horrifying featuring Tales from the Crypt Ep. 12


There were days when vampires were vampires and not whiny little bitches who sparkle in front of mouth-breathers.  Vampires were bad-ass creatures of the night that seduced women and drained them of their blood while making them their vampire mates.  Those were the days, or nights, if you will.

On this episode of Simply Horrifying we take on a little tale entitled "The Reluctant Vampire."  A really strong episode from season three that finds Malcom McDowell as the titular vampire who works the night shift at the blood bank.  Fearing for his job when a blood shortage hits, he succumbs to his primal nature to save the bank.

Click the link above for the full review, if you dare........

Related Posts:

  • Simplistic Reviews Presents: Simply Horrifying featuring Tales from the Crypt Ep. 12 There were days when vampires were vampires and not whiny little bitches who sparkle in front of mouth-breathers.  Vampires were bad-ass creatures of the night that seduced women and drained them of their blood whil… Read More
  • The Horror Time Capsule - 1987: Near Dark DECENT Near Dark - Decent It was only a matter of time before I'd sneak a vampire review in here, and I tried to think of one of the most obscure ones I could. This brings me to "Near Dark" and if you pay close enough att… Read More
  • Lifeforce Lifeforce is a feast of a good time. Vampires from space, check! Space Girl completely naked for pretty much the entire film, check! Awesome FX, check! Sure, the film could use some trimming and has a few goofy moments but… Read More
  • 31 Nights Of Halloween, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter RIDICULOUS When I first heard that they were making a live action adaption of Seth Grahame-Smith's novel Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, my 'BAD IDEA' alarm went off like a tugboat horn.  When I found out that Timur … Read More
  • Simplistic TV: Dracula: Premiere Episode ORDINARY Hey!  You know what the entertainment world needs more of?  Vampires!!!  I'm sorry.  My sarcasm is turned up to eleven because I'm a little jaded.  This will probably sound like an old man… Read More

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Copyright © 2025 Simplistic Reviews