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| JAMES BOND (1) WINNER |
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| JOHN McCLANE (3) |
Let's do this one by the numbers;
1. They both use guns.
2. They both hate women.
3. They both try to uphold justice, in their own way of course.
What sets these two apart is that one wears a tuxedo while the other a bloody, dirty, smell tank-top. While I applaud John's taste in fashion, there are two things that are forever; Diamonds, and stylish, black tuxedos. There are rules for police men, but as for Bond, the only rule resides in the bullets he puts through McClane's chest. Happy Trails John.....
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