FAV of the month
Creepshow
Review
SoSo of the month
Burial Ground
Review
HATE of the month
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Review
TV SHOW of the month
The Walking Dead, Season Three Premier
Revi...
MONTH IN REVIEW
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Silent Night Deadly Night: Part 2
Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2: Breathtaking
(88mins, 1987, Horror)
Prologue:
Unlike the first film I did not get to see this in the theater. Hopefully one day I can (its one of my goals in life). After seeing the classic Silent Night Deadly Night, I needed...
31 Nights Of Halloween, FDR: American Badass
FDR: American Badass: BADASS
Werewolves, Werewolves, they're everywhere!
Who can save the day? Who with the silver bullet can kill all these damn Werewolves?...
FDR, that's who!
Yep its pretty Badass!
Unlike Abraham Lincoln...
31 Nights of Halloween, Silent Night Deadly Night
Silent Night Deadly Night: Killer
(1984, 79mins, Horror)
Prologue:
This was one of the fantastic films I saw at the Exhumed Film Festivals that I went too back in the good days. Like Burial Ground, Silent Night Deadly Night was one of my favorites...
31 Nights of Halloween, The Monster Squad
The Monster Squad - Nards
The time of VHS was magical. Along with HBO, nearly all my horror upbringing came from one or the other. Growing up I would go to Blockbuster Video (RIP) every Friday and I was allowed to get one video. I always found...
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Burial Ground
Burial Ground: Italian
(1981, 85mins, Horror)
Introduction:
The most famous unknown Zombie film!
Never would I thought I would review the classic Burial Ground. In a way it is a honor or maybe its not ;)
Sex, Zombie, Sex, more sex. Italian zombies and...
Impressive. Most Impressive
IMPRESSIVE
Disney is the illuminati. I'm convinced. But before I cower in fear at the thought of a rodent ruling the world, I will sit back in relish the mere possibilities Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilms present. Disney owns Pixar. Fine....
Monday, October 29, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Scream
Scream - Smart
After the horror and slasher movie boom in the mid-to-late 1980s there was a definite lull. I mean, name me one horror movie that came out between 1985-1995 that really mattered and changed the genre for the better (okay, I'll give you...
Friday, October 26, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Silent Hill: Revelation
Silent Hill: Revelation -Lifeless
Video games have had a rough history in cinema. Aside from maybe "Tron," video games and movies are like oil and water. The problem is that studios try to pander to the people that play the games as opposed to an...
31 Nights of Halloween, Click: The Calendar Girl Killer
Click: The Calendar Girl Killer: Laughable
A perfect early 90's horror film in all the wrong reasons.
If there is a word for beyond cheesiness it would fit for this film.
What we have here is another transvestite killer with some major mommy issues....
Thursday, October 25, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978) - Classic
Thinking about the history of horror films there have been five distinct eras that I can think of; The early 1900s brought us the classic monsters like Dracula and Frankenstein. Post World War II films brought us atomic age...
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
31 Nights Of Halloween, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
INDELICATE
As I've stated before, you gotta bring something different to the table in order for your horror film to pique my interest. Stereotypical slashers bore me to tears. Found footage 'Paranormal Witch Projects' are just poorly shot films...
Monday, October 22, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Run
The bane of the horror genre for the past decade has been the remake. Hollywood has gotten so lazy and they've treated the horror genre like a dumping ground for bad updates on generally good horror fare. I understand...
31 Nights Of Halloween, Shocker
Shocker: Mess
The Idea is fun, The Content is weak
This is a review and also a questionnaire if anyone knows the answers to. I have so many question on this film. The first time I ever knew about this film was at the dollar store years ago. I had...
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Simplistic Reviews Presents: Word Association
The second feature for the upcoming Simplistic Reviews Podcast proves that all you need to make a great game show is a simple concept, catchy music, and a rather unorthodox announcer. Welcome to Word Associati...
Thursday, October 18, 2012
31 Nights of Halloween, Psycho (1960)
Psycho (1960) - Prodding
Slasher films have been around for a loooooong time, and have had plenty of ups and downs. Take "Halloween" for instance, it pretty much invented "the formula." Then you have "Friday the 13th" that perfected "the formula."...
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