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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Dredd 3D

Dredd 3D: Girl-Power Its another Dredd film and its just another day. I went into this film thinking it would be nothing short of crap. It's been a long time I went to the movies, so maybe I just enjoyed going out with friends or maybe it was just a okay...

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Pusher

REMINISCENT I'm a child of the 80s.  I grew up with Michael Mann's Miami Vice.  I watched movies like Scarface and To Live And Die In LA religiously.  I lived through the end of the Cocaine Cowboys era.  I called it the time of "colorful...

Friday, September 28, 2012

The Master

The Master - Comeback I was sitting in the theater Friday morning/afternoon watching "The Master." .........that's it.  No funny little story, I was just literally watching "The Master."  However, I will say; Welcome back Joaquin Phoenix.  My...

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Easy Money

Easy Money: Joy (1983) Here's a film that I've always liked, why because it always brought me joy. Rodney Dangerfield is funny as hell. The story about Rodney who drinks, gambles and does drugs. His best friend is Joe Pesci...Yeah sounds...

Monday, September 24, 2012

Schindler's List

Schindler's List - Remember With the Jewish High Holy Days under way, I felt it only appropriate to include a movie that I not only find amazing, but in a way, a birth rite of sorts for the Jewish religion.  Move over "Hebrew Hammer," step aside "Fiddler...

Mulholland Falls

Mulholland Falls: Falls (1996) (Story from IMDB) In 1950's Los Angeles, a special crime squad of the LAPD investigates the murder of a young woman. "This isn't America, Jack. This is L.A." Listen, yes there are many issues with this film, but its watchable....

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Simplistic TV: Last Resort

SHORT I'm a big fan of submarine movies.  Das Boot.  The Hunt For Red October.  Crimson Tide.  Hell, even U-571 has it's moments.  There is something about the claustrophobia of a sub.  Something about the danger you can only hear...

Friday, September 21, 2012

Beginners

Beginners: Beautiful (2010) Put simply, Beginners is one of the most beautiful films I have seen in years. It has been a long time since I have seen a film that hit a 10 on every level. Directing âœ” Acting âœ” Story âœ” are...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Cosmopolis

TOUGH Cosmopolis is TOUGH to get through.  Cosmopolis is TOUGH to understand.  Cosmopolis is TOUGH to review.  But ultimately, Cosmopolis is TOUGH to dismiss.  The story of a twenty something billionaire asset manager journeying into the...

Monday, September 17, 2012

The Raid: Redemption (Matt's Take)

The Raid: Redemption - Overkill  The days are pretty much over where you get old-school action movies that say "Screw the story, we don't need a plot, let's just kick people in the face, shoot them in the head, and break necks!"  Sure, we have "The...

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Sleuth

SLICK Sleuth is SLICK.  Sleuth is stylish.  Sleuth is surprising on many levels.  It is the ultimate game of cat and mouse with stakes that are always fun to explore cinematically.  Adultery.  Revenge.  Murder.  You know,...

Friday, September 14, 2012

The Mechanic

The Mechanic: Works (The 2011 remake) Cheesy Acting, Cheesy Directing with a few plot holes. Well listen it was on Showtime and it was late. I thought hey what the hell, lets give it a shot. It Works, I did enjoyed the film but it is far from perfect. It's...

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Simplistic TV: Revolution

UNDERWHELMING Revolution comes to us from Supernatural creator Eric Kripke.  The new captain of the Star Trek franchise and television veteran J.J. Abrams executive produces.  The father of the Iron Man films, Jon Favreau, even directs the pilot. ...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 (DJ's Take)

UNFLINCHING Lets face it.  Despite Nolan's Batman run, when it comes to bringing their creations to the silver screen, WB/DC Comics sucks.  This is a company that owns the rights to ALL of their creations, unlike Marvel....can cross over WHOEVER they...

The Cabin in the Woods

The Cabin in the Woods - Tribute *There could be some spoilers in the links, so tread with care* The 2012 Summer movie season is over and I saw all the big ones; The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, Amazing Spider-Man (even though some people wouldn't agree...

Monday, September 10, 2012

The Wire, Wrap-Up

*Spoilers Ahead* The case is closed on "The Wire."  Some of the good guys won, some of the bad guys won, and there were plenty of people caught in the cross-fire, but it was a ride that everyone should be willing to take if you enjoy story and character-driven...

Underworld: Awakening

Underworld: Awakening: BORING bor·ingadj.Uninteresting and tiresome; dull.Sums it up!Well...Yep I finally got around to watching this damn film.This was the 5th time I started the film and finished it...It will be the last time too.First the story sucked.Acting...

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Simplistic TV: Longmire

GENERIC Do you want to see a terrific cable television show that is a modern day western starring a cowboy hat wearing, no nonsense lawman who is based on a character from a best selling novel?  Yeah?  Then watch Justified on FX.  Do you want...

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Simplistic TV: The Wire, Season Five

The Wire, Season Five - Bravo *Spoilers Ahead* After watching four seasons of "The Wire" in about the span of three weeks not only was I heavily invested with what would happen to the Barksdale Crew, Jimmy McNulty, Bunk Moreland, the New Day Co-Op, and Omar...

Monday, September 3, 2012

Simplistic TV: The Wire, Season Four

The Wire, Season Four - Chilling *Spoilers Ahead* Through three seasons of "The Wire" we have gone from the streets, to the docks, and back to the streets so it was only natural that we visited somewhere that we would think would be safe and would give us a...

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Snow White And The Huntsman

YAWN More like SLOW White And The Huntsman...am I right? (Cheap Rimshot)  Sorry.  I'm sorry.  God I really don't want to lay into this movie.  I really don't.  The concept, the idea, the attempt to try and make something different...

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