A Simplistic Review: Booksmart (2019)

Man...so people are pissed! Apparently no one saw "Booksmart" over the Memorial Day holiday weekend. The unofficial kickoff to the Summer movie season! People instead saw a live action Disney remake, the story of an unstoppable assassin and they even saw superheroes...

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A Simplistic Review: Under the Silver Lake

I see what David Robert Mitchell was doing here. Hmm, or maybe I don't...regardless. So you have this KOOKY film, "Under the Silver Lake," where you have Andrew Garfield doing his best impression of Jeff Daniels' The Dude, while he tries to figure out a conspiracy...

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(Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary: May 2019

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film. Fire Down Below 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m Description When...

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A Simplistic Review: John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum

There is always a question of who is the BADDEST... Lance Riddick is the BADDEST concierge. Halle Berry and Angelica Houston are the BADDEST chicks. Ian McShane is the BADDEST Hotel Manager. Mark Dacascos has the BADDEST crew of Indonesian BADASSES this side...

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A Simplistic Review: Scary Stories (2019)

Censorship is nothing new. In fact it's a long held American TRADITION to censor things that we are afraid of or we think are doing to destroy the youth. "We have to protect the youth!" said the old, out of touch white, and black, folk. But there is also the...

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A Simplistic Review: The Ranger (2018)

Well someone had to take these big city punks down a peg or two! The MERIT badge for making a National Park Ranger the big bad in this 80s inspired "killer in the woods" romp goes to Jenn Wexler. "The Ranger" is a tidy 80 minutes long and gets to the point...

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