A Simplistic Review: Avengers: Endgame (Spolier-Free)

Over a decade of storytelling, 22 films, BILLIONS of dollars invested, and this is what we get?! Let me just give a BOW of respect for what Paramount, Marvel, Disney, Sony, Fox, and anyone else who was involved in the creation of the MCU and the on again,...

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(Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary: April 2019

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we...

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A Simplistic Review: Guava Island

There's nothing wrong with VANITY projects. Big music stars have done it for decades. "Purple Rain" with Prince, "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker," "Cool as Ice" with Vanilla Ice and who could forget "Swept Away" with the indomitable Madonna. Hmmm, come to think...

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A Simplistic Review: Pet Sematary (2019)

Let it be known that 2019's "Pet Sematary" remake is a REMINDER that yes, sometimes dead is better... No matter what I say people are going to continue to translate Stephen King's work into films, but man, has there been any one source that has the up-and-down's...

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(Ep. 119): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast April 2019

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things is true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny,...

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A Simplistic Review: Dragged Across Concrete

This April Fool's review is brought to you by Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn. I'm sure a bunch of you thought it was a joke when they starting showing up to award shows together, but "Dragged Across Concrete" is no joke, it's an actual film, and it's actually...

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