(Ep. 82): Savage Beach - Movie Commentary: January 2017

1989 | Action | 92 min  Ready for a trip to Savage Beach? Come and enjoy beautiful our water Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.  And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'...   Savage Beach  TRAILER...

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'The Last Jedi' is 2017 in a Nutshell

After a long weekend of rambling political stances from both Republican and Democratic crazy people, meaningful marches around the world, and coping with the fact that we now live in a world where a man that shaved the head of Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania 23,...

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Simplistic Lists: The Worst Film and TV Politicans

Maybe...just maybe...it's a little too early to call our incoming Presidents one of the worst of all time. I mean, the inauguration hasn't even happened yet. But sitting through confirmation hearings of people who don't have any experience in the office they are...

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Simplistic Interviews: Thomas Perrett, Director of 'Commune'

It's always fun to sit down and chat with a filmmaker and pick their brain. I was lucky enough to be able to chat with Thomas Perrett, the director of the horror short, "Commune," and we discussed everything from his beginnings as a filmmaker, what horror inspires his own creative vision and how good "Black Mirror," really is. Check out the interview...

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'Run the Jewels' Run a Marathon in Nashville

Some of the comments in this post will not behoove the irony of what they can be taken as, namely the fact that a well known hip-hop duo like Killer Mike and El-P, collectively, Run the Jewels, was widely attending by an all-white crowd. This is not meant...

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What Does it Mean to "Do The Right Thing"

*The opinion of Matt does not necessarily coincide with the opinions of the rest of the crew of Simplistic Reviews.  This year will celebrate the 28th anniversary of the Spike Lee Joint, "Do The Right Thing." But the question we always ask ourselves is,...

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Why 'La La Land' is Going to Clean Up this Awards Season

*Post Oscar Update 2-27-17* *I was partially correct, 14 nominations and six wins isn't too shabby, and even after the Best Picture snafu, "La La Land" came out in the wash clean as hell.* Hollywood award season is upon us with the Golden Globes set for this...

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3 Simplistic Things: December 2016

2016 has come to a merciful end, and as we head into the wilderness that is 2017, it's time to see what happened in December, spoiler, more bad news... Never Gonna Dance Again... You might call 2016 "The Year the Music Died." To Me....She's Royalty "Hope...

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