Night of the Slasher

Night of the Slasher - Homage HOMAGE A list of things to enjoy in 11 minutes: -A bowl of soup -Reading a great article in a magazine -Taking a good crap -Watching a YouTube video (hopefully one of ours) -Having a good wank -Enjoying the pleasures of another I...

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Ouija: Origin of Evil

   Ouija 2 - Origin of Evil: Enjoyable 2016 ‧ Thriller/Horror ‧ 1h 39m Trailer    In 1967 Los Angeles, widowed mother Alice Zander (Elizabeth Reaser) unwittingly invites authentic evil into her home by adding a new stunt...

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Millennial Horror - 2002 Halloween: Resurrection

Halloween: Resurrection - Sad SAD Suffice to say, the "Halloween" franchise has had it's ups-and-downs. While the 1978 classic is universally revered and beloved for it's villain and perfection of the "slasher" genre in horror, from "Halloween 2" onward,...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 77

A clip cut from Podcast Ep. 77 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Podcast 77 On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to...

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CUTTING ROOM FLOOR - From Podcast Ep. 76

A clip cut from Podcast Ep. 76 ends up on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Podcast 76 Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped into the workings of a children's doll. (Cue Disney themed music)Whats that?! Another...

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(Ep. 77): SR Podcast - October 2016

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're...

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(Ep.76): Child's Play 2 - Movie Commentary: Oct 2016

Child's Play 2  Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m   Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with...

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Announcement! ---UPDATE--- We're BACK ONLINE!

UPDATE Podcasts are back online. Find them at... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/simplistic-reviews-podcast/id586104022?mt=2 Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Itsiwcwi3b3pqqqbecfj63zz7bu?t=Simplistic_Reviews_Podcasting Tunein:  http://tunein.com/radio/Simplistic-Reviews-Podcast-p673741/ Sticher:  http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/simplistic-reviews...

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Trailer Hot Take: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer #2

Full disclosure: Up to this point, I had really only seen the teaser trailers. I'm trying to go into this newest, or older, Star Wars experience with as little information as possible. Of course, many of us know the fate of the people we are going to meet in "Rogue...

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3 Simplistic Things: September 2016

A little late getting around to this post, but here goes nothing... We had a "Debate" If that's what you want to call it...let's face it, we're fu*ked either way.... Fear of a Black Man-let The early returns are in, and while Netflix's Luke Cage is...

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Millennial Horror - 2001: Thir13en Ghosts

THERE Thir13en Ghosts -There Getting into the 2016 Halloween spirit, we are going to pick up right where we left off in 2015. In case you missed it, "Scream 3" was our last attempt and to keep the good times rolling let's revisit another lackluster horror...

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Ep. 75: Beware! Children at Play - Movie Commentary: October 2016

Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!  Beware! Children at Play 1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989 Well that happened... DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only...

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