The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: March 2014 Edition

Here's a drinking game.  Take a shot every time the boys mention Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.  No, wait...you'll be dead in like 10 minutes.  Okay, take a shot every time they insult Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant...

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Batman Vs. Superman: Special Simplistic Reviews Op-ed Edition (2-5)

Batman Vs. Superman:  Special Simplistic Reviews Op-ed Edition Part Two:  The Batman Rumors The follow contains neither official information nor photos. Only fan made photos and my thought on the rumors. Okay now onto those rumors.  Sigh. Batman...

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Simplistic Sneak Peek Ep. 1

Behold the inaugural episode of Simplistic Sneak Peek!  What is that you ask?  Simplistic Sneak Peek is a new ongoing series that allows you to hear Matt, Justin and DJ's first impressions and discussions on trailers for upcoming films.  It's kinda like a podcast shortened to a mini-sode mixed with vlog serving as a tri-editorial....

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Batman Vs. Superman: Special Simplistic Reviews Op-ed Edition (1-5)

Batman Vs. Superman:  Special Simplistic Reviews Op-ed Edition Part One:  Ben Affleck/Batman I’m going to try something a little different here and write my opinions regarding parts of the 2016 film that is so far titled, Batman Vs. Superman....

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300: Rise Of An Empire

OVERACHIEVING  It's hard for me to imagine now that the tales of Leonidas and Xerxes and Spartan warriors are old hat.  I remember when Zack Snyder's 2006 film 300 was something that no one knew bubkiss about.  That changed when it slaughtered...

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Grand Piano

IMITATE Grand Piano - Imitate I often imagine myself in pitch meetings for films. A bunch of guys, or gals, who think they are the smartest person in the room that has the next best ideas. These are the same meetings where we got bat nipples, thinking Superman...

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Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station - Crushing CRUSHING Adapting a news story into a film is always a tricky proposition.  For the most part, there isn't much suspense since the end game for people involved in said story is known.  However, when you're able to create...

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Simplistic Reviews Picks (on) The Oscars!

It's that time of year again.   The time of year where overprivileged stars get together, shake hands, say how much they appreciate each other, attend the Vanity Fair after-party, get smashed, and yeah...win awards. Our job here at Simplistic Reviews,...

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The Monuments Men

The Monuments Men: Bland 118mins | Biography | 2014  A complete mess of a film due to reasons that kill me and make me cry. The story behind Monuments is a beautiful one. A group put together to rescue art stolen by the Nazis in World War II....

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